Literal dream come true

After I’ve fucked up my back: I’ll never take my back for granted again. Please God. I’ll stretch every morning for the rest of my life The second my back stops hurting: Watch this white boy do a backflip

UPDATE: A second set of ads has hit the tower

Me and who

CharlieIntel

Most people rejected his message.

I love weddings

Get Milwaukee's name out your damn mouth

“I’m not controversial.” -Donald Trump My brother in Christ you were just caught blowing either a former president or a horse..

Best State In The Union

I don’t even recognize my own country anymore. Send them all back.

OSRS players when training a skill involves repeating an action many times (there are no quests to skip 40 levels).

Sydney Sweeney has already asked to join the crew.

Working on something.

4 step process to enjoy a #HammsWithALemon in the most flavorful way 1: order a Hamms and a lemon 2: tuck that lemon into the rim 3: push that tab down 4: enjoy

Having a crush at 27 is low-key emasculating tbh

Minnesotas out here playing golf

on some real shit, the turkey and the ham can both go