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Is this the image ITV News are using to report Bill Cosby's arrest?

My daughter's favourite David Bowie song is 'where them girls at' and I have failed as a parent #Bowie

To anyone attending the Bohemian Rhapsody rehearsal this afternoon, we're up in the treehouse...

Voles love putting balloons up, even if there's nothing to celebrate. Sarah's (pictured), birthday isn't until June!

According to Ghostbusters II, the world is going to end on Valentine's Day.

Voles rarely talk to one another face-to-face, instead preferring to use BlackBerry Messenger.

why did tom and jerry get married Because tom was a boy and jerry was a boy and they were strong as a toliet.

Voles get so carried away when playing their keyboards, it can take them a while to notice when they've been stolen.

@adeleabella182 This Morning I know, they've already made up their mind by calling it pole dancing, thought it would wake you up today!x

mum; we can eat camels you know honey dad ; SHUT UP AND GET YOUR TURKEY SCIENCE BOOKS

Knock, knock who’s there? Posh Posh who? Posh lady,bye I have to go and shop i need more hats

What do you call a wonkey Badger? Nothing. It does not exist!

LETS SEE WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE A POO

Voles are notoriously bad cooks, thus making every night 'Pizza Night'.

RT, Follow & Reply telling us how you'd spend €100M for your chance to #win 50 entries for Friday's €100 million EuroMillions superdraw!

Super proud! #forzalymm x.com/cheshire_fa/st…