It's my #Twitterversary ! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 20 Jul 2014 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary ! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 20 Jul 2014 (via Twi Age 🥳).

How come Gmail not working properly isn't topping the trending chart.

#Gmail Gmail

Me: First you become a priority for a private ans strong person and then you leave them. They know they were alone and went through some toughest shit but now they just lost thier way in life.

Satan : 🤐😶

Beware of people who went through their toughest times alone, they don’t need you or anyone to survive

Good morning to everyone except morning people...

I don't trust you.

Name a better snack than pussy, I'll wait....

If you retweet a bunch of my tweets I always assume you wanna fuck me

I wish someone would fuck me as hard as my mind does...

The biggest thing holding me back from being an astronaut (besides my complete lack of skills, physical aptitude, knowledge, undisclosed claustrophobia, discomfort with attaching vacuum devices to my genitalia to use the bathroom & nausea) is my complete lack of patience.

since so many girls are going missing and sex trafficking rates are going up profusely, here’s a thread of safety and self defense items under $20 for my ladies

It's my #Twitterversary ! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 20 Jul 2014 (via Twi Age 🥳).

how many lonely nights are you made of

Too bad your dick isn't as big as your ego 🙄

* My reply to assholes that send dick pics to my DM*

You 👏 have 👏 NO 👏 right 👏 to 👏 judge 👏 anyone 👏👏👏👏

I can disagree with your opinion and still like you. Wow imagine that