Service charge and chill

Store-bought or homemade cookies? Me no really care, cookies are cookies.

You can tell Rudy Giuliani doesn’t watch college football because he thought Tommy Tuberville could help get a win in January.

You’re bought and paid for, son. Go on home

“There’s been a realignment of the power structure between workers and owners. And for owners that don’t realize that, they’re having a lot of difficulty trying to return to a status quo that itself was unsustainable,” says Cole Newton of @theusbg. bit.ly/47J8LFG

Why do people think Elon is some sort of benevolent, eccentric genius? He grew up wealthy during Apartheid in South Africa. He’s not a man of the people. He has shown exactly who he is with this platform.

Still true today

As soon as we put the kids to bed tonight my wife went into full on Halloween decoration mode and just getting started. #Halloween2023

Do we really need NFL cutting to Taylor Swift every time Travis Kelce catches a ball? Please stop

Bye twitter you’ll barely be missed

Age yourself with a movie you saw in the theater as a kid

“What better education could a wine lover ask for than the chance to work and study in Burgundy? The Roots Fund, a nonprofit organization dedicated to helping minorities enter the wine industry, is now accepting applications” winespectator.com/articles/the-r…

Texas can’t secede, no matter how much the morons want to

It’s a fraud case Wolf Blitzer not a hush-money case. Do better CNN Donald J. Trump is a #fraud

Bot. Why is his handle bubble bath girl?? #bot

You know what else will not work? Houston's power grid.

Republicans want walls to protect them from bullets at rally’s. But they are AGAINST gun free zones as a way to protect Americans from unprecedented onslaught gun violence incidences in Texas that have risen 63% under Greg Abbott, this doesn’t even include accidental gun

Recently black Kamala Harris is crushing Donald J. Trump in this debate.

Greg Abbott did this! 👇🏼