The scared pup went from fear to love in seconds 💛 Thank you good soul! 👏🤍

If I would have known 30 years ago I would be spending my nights lying on the couch trying to get invisible strangers to like me I would have chucked myself off a bridge a long time ago.

BREAKING: Kanye West makes shocking comments about the murder of George Floyd, declaring that,”When you look, the guy's knee wasn't even on his neck like that." RT IF YOU THINK THAT KANYE WEST IS AN IGNORANT FOOL!

BREAKING: Leslie Jordan, a comedian and actor best known for his roles in "Will & Grace" and "American Horror Story," has died. He was 67. abcn.ws/3f1x2jY

The fact that NO House members, NO Senators and NO Governors showed up for Trump's pathetic, boring, low-energy announcement speaks volumes.

Neopets Dear TNT, its allmost 4 weeks since the Two-Factor Authentication locked me out, as I never accepted/denied it. All that is needed to be done is to disable it from my account. I love neopets, and I miss all my neopets, my friends and everything there. Ticket nr 346329

He is so delusional!

holy fucking shit, the RiChEsT mAn On ThE pLaNeT is melting straight the fuck down and throwing a shit-fit for the ages because no one wants to advertise on the hellsite that he personally wrecked and he just doesn't get why and wait let me microwave some more popcorn

BREAKING: MAGA voters start to finally dump Donald Trump after he unveils his digital NFT trading card scam, saying he’s “washed up” and “mental” and they’re going to support Ron DeSantis now. RT IF YOU THINK THAT THE TRUMP CARDS ARE DEEPLY EMBARRASSING!

holy fucking shit, all you dipshits screamed at me for four years that DoNaLd TrUmP dOnAtEs HiS SaLaRy, well guess fucking what: his tax returns prove he never did. just one more lie to add to the shitpile of obvious fucking lies

Today, 30 years after signing the bill, I’m thinking of the stories of countless Americans, including some I will never forget, whose families were strengthened by the Family and Medical Leave Act.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary happy anniversary to me, happy anniversary to me!

Trump Just Posted Something So Disturbing and Embarrassing on Truth Social People Can’t Believe It’s Real dlvr.it/SjKTvk

BREAKING: It’s Really happening!! Donald Trump just said that he be arrested on Tuesday next week. He wrote on Truth Social, “The far & away leading Republican candidate & former President of the United States of America will be arrested on Tuesday of next week. Protest,

BREAKING: Donald Trump is hit with devastating news as a new poll reveals that 57% of Americans say if criminal charges are filed against him he should be disqualified from running for president again — this revelation comes as it appears increasingly likely that Trump will be

BREAKING: CNN drops bombshell, reveals that the National Archives just notified Special Counsel Jack Smith and the Justice Department that it has “critical evidence,” including a whopping 16 incriminating recordings, that could land Trump in prison because they “prove that Donald

BREAKING: Trump insider drops bombshell, reveals that Ivanka Trump is desperately trying to “rebrand” herself as a Kushner because everyone “loathes” her father Donald — which has already caused her to lose countless “brand deals and friends.” But it gets even worse for Trump…

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