The monster in the book: I ask of thee, as one’s father, like, Prometheus, who hath stolen flame from the gods and supply it with life, what is it that I hath betrayed, what elemental rulebook from which I was never read? The Monster in the movie: Me monster trade but can’t host

Utter class, mate, them peas looking like diarrhea when I’m sick like a dog!

I used to take so many Benadryl as a teenager that I no longer could differentiate between the dreaming and waking world, some chemical Reggie won’t hurt a kid worse than that

Doesn’t exist because they don’t let chopped fat guys with my face be famous im living proof of it

I know I’m gonna be all in on this movie because as a baseball guy I know the maxim that the less dangerous of a sport it is the more likely you are to be the kind of guy who views it as life or death which is why saying shit like “There is no option for me, I can’t fail” rules

Couldn’t be me the first time I fell in love was seeing a beautiful long haired brown cow with the nose ring since then a septum piercing on a woman is like home for me, I love smelling nickels in the bed next to me the morning after

If you sincerely have ever used the term wordcel to describe someone who thinks world leaders should have higher than borderline literacy I mean this with no garnishment or humor or flight of fancy that you should be exploded with a nuclear payload

Probably rules to be this booktok girl’s bad sex dunce prop, you don’t have to think about anything except for making sex look like the worst thing ever, and the two of you live in a spacious pod with only the most succulent of bugs

She would respect the bolsheviks more if she knew modern conceptions of the Romanov’s demise were overblown. Every member of the royal family was peacefully and non-violently talked into suicide

smash that like button if you feel like batman or halo

If you’re 13 right now you need to start eating as much crap as you physically can, you need to live in the slophouse, because you were born after there was any hope left for the future, in between the great transgression of the forever war and the payloads dropping down en masse

Nirvanna the band the show movie screening was an all timer, 1/3 of the q&a was just Matt and jay talking about how making the movie was agony, that’s why it’s true cinema

What’s good..

I know that’s right