Checking my 6 leg parlay in a church. Lord forgive me

I am now a massive Jason Day guy

We posting these now…? I’m gonna go viral

Need hangover food suggestions ASAP. gf is about to kill me

I’m dropping tilted towers tonight. Strap in boys

I don’t have renters insurance and my roommate didn’t lock the door. #BeastMode #🚪

No worse feeling than having to hit the handicap stall to check if you pooped yourself or if it was a clean fart

SHANE WALDRON NEEDS FIRED

THE LEGEND OF PAT BRYANT IS FOREVER ETCHED IN ILLINI HISTORY 🔶🔷

I JUST AMAZON PRIMED A WHEELBARROW TO BRET BIELEMAS HOUSE FOR HIS NUTSACK ITLL GET THERE BY 9PM

Currently have one arm Boston College and a Leg on SIU. Not looking good. Loving retirement

After alot of consideration… I’m one of the chillest to ever do it

I feel like Devers would be down for this now that he’s not 3B, 1

Hey, Grok based off my tweets, what public figure do I remind you of?

Need to speak to someone with video editing skills My idea: US fighter jet highlights to the song Body by Loud Luxury feat. Brando with the meme of the older guy who says “Nice” sprinkled in there and some kids hitting the floss dance also sprinkled in there. Grok can you help?

WHY THE F##K IS KYLE TUCKER PLAYING IF HE DOESNT EVEN FUCKING CARE

Today as the Dead faithful celebrated the life of Bob Weir, John Mayer delivered perhaps the only “Ripple” that’s ever made me smile-cry… Highly suggest.😔