Didn’t just buy a can of car air freshener for 20 quid so it will smell like Sauvage every time I get in it 🙄

Just saw my grandparents for our Christmas get together because we had a house full of covid, now my little nephew and brother are on their way. My heart is so full and my eyes are leaking. Family is what it really is all about ❤️

Lost in darts, made a peng omelette and dropped it down the side of the cooker. All in all, top night.

🤣🤣

£5 for 5 mozzarella sticks from the kebab 😳 did I buy them? Course I did.

Can’t believe some gippo robbed all my change out my car last night 🤣

Successful day 😍

Chicken legend being back on the Maccies menu is the real big news.

Why am am I sat watching a docco on baked beans.

“I’m not gunna drink at darts tonight” 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

Trust your gut, always.

Ref in an amateur game the day.😂

Someone please tell me why “someone” is being branded a saint on Fb for breaking up an attack in the street on a poor lad, but was more than happy to attack his “missus” on numerous occasions in “their” home. Fuck off 🤣

Baby Guinness. That is all.

This is what today is all about

How on earth have I dodged a hangover 😳

I’ve made so many tiny accomplishments the last year that I never thought I’d be able to, just by dropping dead weights, staying away from negative people and focusing on good vibrations. You really do reap what you sow.

The toastie machine is back out. That’s breakfast, dinner and tea sorted for the next week till it goes back in the cupboard again for a few months 🤣

Bloke just watched me drive my car into the wood beam down Tesco, sat in the car waiting for him to walk off to save the embarrassment. Still here 15 minutes later. Just go away like.