Hey Minaal why does it take trying 3 different browsers to actually make a return? Not everyone uses Chrome.

Verifying myself: I am tarebyte on Keybase.io. SjtUlPWCb5SexRXCtsftq-R_KJhatIDtWyMc / keybase.io/tarebyte/sigs/…

It’s not bad voodoo to switch phones in the middle of an on-call shift right?

So my 🐶 will eat goose poop off the side walk, but will not eat her dog food unless I freshly shred Gouda cheese on it. Cheddar doesn’t cut it, we don’t like pre shredded cheddar. How does that make any sense?

Found signed copies of Binging With Babish’s new book at @elliotbaybooks!! So stoked, thought I missed out on this.

Hey AEP Ohio are you selling your customer email addresses? I got a spam email from a phone case maker from my AEP designated email. Not a great look.

We clean up pretty ok... stasepaxton says we need to take a “real photo” #MerrilyMougel @ The Omni Homestead Resort instagram.com/p/B6EUtT2p5kU/…

Seriously Nintendo of America why is the activation code on the receipt?! I’m out $60 now because the associate didn’t say anything and I can’t find it. Couldn’t spare the few cents to put it on the back of the card huh?

We're hiring engineers on the API team! Come work with me 🚀 boards.greenhouse.io/github/jobs/20…

5 minutes before Kroger even opens.

Hello Twitter! Need an experienced dev on your team? I've been building software for ~10 years, #ruby, #rails, #javascript, #react . I like front-end, learning languages, functional programming. What needs built? Resume in bio. RTs appreciated!

Tech friends, I’m hiring for a new team at Stripe! If you’re US-based and interested in helping build better products and tooling for businesses and the Stripe ecosystem, take a look? grnh.se/ba286ae61us

🚀 I just launched a free tool to help manage Heroku Postgres connections: railsautoscale.com/heroku-postgre…

Big news Twitter friends: After a long 8 years at GitHub, I've decided to look for new opportunities. Specifically, I'm looking for Staff+ roles somewhere in the space of developer productivity / experience, site reliability, or devops. Any recommendations? DMs open!

I’m gonna pack up this ColorWare Nintendo Switch OLED and ship it to 1 random follower who RTs this tweet in the next 24 hours. Good luck!

👋 It’s time, DMs open! Requirements: - remote, async work - diverse teams, diverse user-base - customer obsessed - no crypto or social networks (not my vibe rn) Bonus: - 4 day week/reduced hours - data/ML teams RT if you’ve enjoyed us working together/something I’ve shipped!

If we get every single resident of Columbus to get a library card this month we’ll rename our Main Library to Flavortown HQ