Awwww CANTCHA SEE what you've been doin' to the community? m.youtube.com/watch?v=ktJgaq…

KFC's new campaign is to MAKE SURE PEOPLE KNOW THEY'RE OPEN FOR LUNCH? I'm speechless.

My ships are ready; my fleet IS ready

Why is it called cup of joe?

Just though to myself "should I tweet this joke or text it to a friend?" and now I'm thinking about deleting Twitter

"I'm putting my hair in a circle around your eye" - Joey Maloney (that's literally what he was doing, good morning!)

She Said,She Had 2Go Back & Read Twt I was responding 2,REALLY? Also I’m esoteric,So W/That & Offensive GRAMMAR & Sp.I’m fkd, But Im Cher

Sometimes when I eat foods that have cheese I'm like OMG how do I get even MORE cheese in my MOUTH??? (right now) #cheese

I just "fumbled" this bottle of vitamin C tablets all over my kitchen floor lol #football

Overheard in my office: "why is getting everybody in the world drunk so much work??" David Kaplan

Erin Andrews is a total babe

"Is THAT one a touchdown?" -me, every 10 minutes

Devon Tarby in the Chapter & Verse test kitchen working on pairing food and cocktails GoldenStateCocktails Christopher Hache

Everyone who doesn't care about exactly what you do when you do to the degree you do is a monster. #subtweetingthewholeinternet

If you think of every meal as an opportunity to do something really good for yourself eating the right shit is really easy

Tonight: the final #BartenderReunion session feat. Alexander Day & Devon Tarby! bit.ly/1myJhlb #DTLA

Love pizza? Good cocktails? Vote @213nightlife's Pellicola Pizza + Honeycut for Time Out Los Angeles Food & Drink awards: bit.ly/1efCoSG

In Defense of Tweezer Food esquire.com/blogs/food-for… via Go to @Esquire

Sharks smoke joints and they die. They keep going, they stay alive. That's how it works.