I think you guys think too much about yourself

it’s fucking weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping

Alex Goldman because you jumped to the worst interpretation. ted bundy is known for two things: 1) being a serial killer 2)

three year old heard us talking about social security numbers. asked what his is. i said: ill tell you, but you cant tell anyone. he agreed. i told him his social security number is 9. twenty three minutes later he told the mailman.

she gaslit an entire generation into feeling sorry for her when she was the one cheating.. legendary

My mom literally believes anything on the net I fear 😩😩

I always argue about random things on Twitter. One day it’s YouTube drama, the next it’s politics, then celebrity gossip, music, social dynamics, etc. There’s no consistency here. That’s why I don’t use a bio like what do I even write I like to engage with all topics

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i’m done with that melatonin bullshit this the third night in a row i dreamed about kissing squidward

Mantis | Alex Her lawyers or whoever is writing this belongs writing columns for Gossip Girl magazine. This is embarrassing.

critter > be me > ex gf is hot and you start remembering stuff years later. she lives miles away > you text her > can’t stop thinking ab our sex bbg jpg > days go by > ex gf says she’ll go visit your city > sure, crash in > more days go by > you meet someone, she seems the one > what do

i am being cancelled for saying ted bundy was a romantic. it is literally illegal to be white in this country

Pop Crave This is the weirdest way I’ve ever seen someone publicly announce they are cheating on their spouse

druid ️️

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Wait a second... Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated? ... Those first letters.. no it can't be...

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Seeing some conservatives embrace Nala Ray as a respected speaker is so strange. I don’t think any young woman needs to hear from a former pornstar. Not because Nala can’t be forgiven but just because it’s inappropriate. Disney wouldn’t allow Dan Benson (Zeke) to be on the

TheQuartering you can believe redemption is available to everyone but also discern whether or not it’s appropriate to promote someone as an influence/role model for young women.