any person ever: I have a cat me:

And let's hear it for the man, the legend, the genius, Mr Rocky Flintstone! #PornoDay

Anyways I guess my pussy be on freak mode again

Ok i did it

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To everyone who says “I am over the moon” you can never get over the moon it’s got a smokin’ hot bod

No one: James Charles at Tati Westbrook’s birthday dinner:

More like 2 hours

me: wow so dumb when people get so involved with celebrities and their drama on twitter like they're friends who cares also me: *watches 45 minute video of Tati dragging James Charles*

Using an abundance of caution I think we should all quarantine ourselves from this website as well

Refocusing energy on a positive activity like playing with your cat or walking your dog can help reduce stress. But remember: Keep six feet between you, your pets and others when you are outside.

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

why evryebody care so munch aboute storks today

Woke up today and remembered I don’t have kids. I love that!

TST encourages any member, who is a Texas resident and seeks to perform an abortion ritual, to contact us for legal assistance. Contact: [email protected]

(parody) hi im elon musk i have every dollar an i put them up my butt (satiré)