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Not being funny, but this dude doesn't strike me as someone regularly getting a shop in at the Big Asda. I reckon he goes out once a year, tops, to buy a new boater from a "Gentleman's Outfitter" in Mayfair, for some mad posh honking booze-up?

Caitlin Moran No I’ve seen him in Lidl.

Chris Stark So plaeased for you mate Troy Ian Bango is a fantastic name 👍🏻

One bonus of bringing your own food instead of having teas provided is that those who are health obsessed can stick to their strict diets

A message from the White Cliffs of Dover. Sound on.

Sometimes I bloody love Australia.

Retweet if you remember sitting watching this all Saturday afternoon!

Done me 😂

Retweet this and you'll get into heaven. Yes, the standards are now that low.

End of season review from the chair... oakleycricketclub.co.uk/end-of-season-…

Someone's mom is totally using you as a bad example for her kids.

Hope this MP hasn’t previously used this mask or is planning to use it #CovidUK #Parliament #Covid_19

@WineMan147 Indeed! I loved this so much. So much joy. Definitely what was needed today.

Every MP who voted against free school meals for children who need them during these times can sit down today to eat from this menu, at wildly subsidised (by us) prices. What words for people who, full on this, deny a child perhaps the only full stomach s/he might have all day

Trump the batsman. #TrumpIsALaughingStock

me: isolating all winter to save the old and vulnerable our umpire after the first ball of the season hits me on the hip:

.Felipe Massa blames Kevin Magnussen for 'scary' crash at the #GermanGP bbc.in/1yMklcw