Sorry .. you’re all stuck with my fucking bullshit 😆🤣😘

Since it is hump day and all … 🤷🏻‍♀️😌

Not exactly sure what they were going for here .. but they did not fucking achieve it ! 👀😂

One of my favorite pick up lines … 🤣

It’s the lordts day again !! These are the burning questions Jesus needs to answer ! 😇😈😌what would you ask ?!

I really fucking hate to give you homework on Saturdays … but study this map .. there may be a quiz one day ! 😌

Oh fuck .. I wonder how many dudes stuck their wang in this thing !😂🤣

This guys a fucking legend ! 😂

Some people wear their heart on their sleeve .. others wear their sexual preferences on their ass ! Happy hump day ! 😂😂😆

The only banana the orange fuck can use for scale .. 😆

She has a fucking horribly sad O-face! 😂

It’s the lordts day again !!! That’s one of my favorite words too !!! Except I spell it a little different 😂

*immediately launches myself onto the crowd …😆

Well fuck ! I just wasted 22 minutes 👀😏!

Get prepared to take me to Paris mother fucker !!! 😂😂😂😂

Do I .. do I just fill out a form with the specs I want ?👀😂

This is quite.. ummm ..suggestive ! Maybe they should change the name to Uber Horny 😂

Ummmm👀… are we fucking sure this is an ad for skin care ?! 🤔👀

It’s the lordts day again and Easter !! And the answer is .. as often as I fucking can ! 😝Happy Easter 🐣🐇🐰!

I wonder what the scent is ?🤔