Remember waterbeds? Weird.

An advent calendar is a large chocolate bar that's more complicated to open, yes? Or a willpower test?!

Ottawa one week from today Pressed with Tanya Davis and Nathanaël Larochette: facebook.com/events/4740466…

Not sure how we reconcile job loss with carbon cutting. Need jobs; need planet more?

Remember before cell phones we turned calculators upside down for entertainment? EGG. BOOB. ILL.

The guy beside me on this greyhound ate a tuna sandwich which is obvi a bus ride no no but now he’s sleeping and his head keeps falling on my shoulder so now I love him.

The couple beside me is speaking of a shared bank account, which is not super sexy but it’s also not not sexy. I want one.

Long story short mostly comes near the end of your supposedly short story being already quite long.

Looking forward to talking about the weather again with you all!

PEI, do you have string beans and new potatoes yet? Will trade for poems.. x.com/trailside_cafe…

PEI, go see Catherine MacLellan sing her father's songs and tell beautiful stories PEI Brewing Company this summer. Amazing show, go go go. Crying, joyful.

I walk down alleys hoping cats will pat me and also to see the unruly intimacies of all of your backyard lives.

You're a bunch of bright red flags and I love flying colours.

Dear White Politicians, do not go to black churches today & tell us how much you hate racism. Go to white churches and tell them.

some sunday mornings I hear church bells ringing and wish they were beckoning me #godshapedhole #takemetobrunch

Someone is going on a date tomorrow that involves laying on a blanket and (not) looking at the eclipse, yes?

Day 14 of broken jaw: no time to tweet cuz too busy making/eating soup. Thank you soup. So tired of soup.

Respite at my folks' house with tv and the news channel always on = no respite from fear of apocalypse.

Eating food like a baby and shuffling around like an old lady #brokenjaw plus #pulledback equals #patience

I'll trade being computer un-savvy for memories of the days when I never had to be.