Build -a-Man instead of Build-a-Bear.

If I never hear the He-brews coffee joke, or the disciples driving a Honda joke again, it will be fine with me.

Today I’m 50. 💙

Guys on dating apps be playing wrong answers only.

Of course people are comparing this to the trumpet sounding and the return of Christ.

I’ve worked like a mad woman to clean my house and cook dinner for my family. Now I’m resting a few moments before I attend my old church. A little apprehensive since I’ve not been there since before my husband died.

Watching people break the shell of overnight oats that has to be as healthy as a candy bar is my ASMR.

An apple a day…

Me to client: excuse me, my daughter is texting me how to pay for her therapy. Yes, I pay for my daughter’s therapy.

Everytime I have to use the can opener, the cat comes running and nearly attacks me. This is why pop tops were created and tuna is in those envelopes now.

Oh joy!

I post just enough on Twitter so people know I’m still alive.

I’m visiting X for the first time in forever and I don’t even recognize the place.

Enjoy a picture of my cute kittens. No they aren’t twins, and yes that’s two different kittens.

Best announcement video ever 😂

I LOVE TAYLOR SWIFT! (I posted for the first time in forever just for this)

I met Ray online in the Twitter sphere about 12 years ago and today we were lucky enough to meet in person.