Me on a flight at 6 am off two espressos:

whenever men start talking to me when i’m wearing headphones I pull one out and answer with the song im listening to like on those tiktoks and put it back in and keep on walking

Megan is in my close friends too lmao. I be in there crying and shit omg

you would not BELIEVE who i thought this was

i was FLABBERGASTED

Every now and then I gotta stop at Fletcher’s to make sure shit is how I left it

DID YOU DO IT????

Did I just buy a pint of blue cheese from Fletcher’s because it’s the best in metro atlanta?

bitch times must be super hard i’m got picked up by a porsche driven by a white man. I was at South Dekalb Mall. Economic indicator fasho.

This fuckin night crawler really itches my ass man

y’all my white man uber driver said he think his neighbors (a couple) tryna fuck him and he might let them

Pardon me 🙂‍↔️

I will k*ll you with a kn*fe

BITCH?

I was summoned?

So i was outside last night when the war started and now that im in my sober mind i just fully processed the fact that THAT GELATINOUS ORANGE BITCH BOMBED IRAN. LIKE REAL DEAL WAR. WAR.

Till the paint peeled off the wall

These niggas wanna play tunk and i forgot how