Honestly the most difficult part of coming to the office is remembering what floor I work on. 🫠

The only mouse I brought to the office with me today is my Apple mouse which is falls into the category or "worst decisions"...SO UNUSABLE. Not ergonomic. My hand hates it. Why have they not changed the design in like 10 years? Why is the charging port on the bottom? Ugh.

I remembered what floor I worked on when I went to the office today, but I forgot how aggressive and sensitive the automatic toilets are. Almost got sucked into oblivion. 🫠

In case anyone was curious, this is the most accurate depiction of my relationship with Tiffany and John. FOR SURE. (I'm so fortunate they put up with me.💚) #cricketsummit #lifeatcricket #lifeatatt #cricketemployee #voicewithasmile

Look at all of these AMAAAAAAAZING Cricket Wireless #CricketSummit winners! Fortunate that I get the pleasure to work with each of them every day. 💚

BEST SHOW EVER.

I know you’re all very disappointed, but I will *not* be dropping the first half of my name any time soon 👀

Desr entire population of the planet (but specifically this old guy in the waiting room at the dentist): PLEASE DO NOT PLAY AUDIO ON YOUR PHONE OUT LOUD IN THE WAITING ROOM. IT IS TOTALLY RUDE AND COMPLETELY DISRESPECTFUL. Thanks for listening. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

There has never been a time in my life when I've ever wanted PowerPoint to resize the text in a field for me. Why is that the default? That is all.

I'm waiting in Starbucks watching two young adults caring for what appear to be tamagotchis around their neck. Did I step through a time warp to like 1999?! #everythingalwayscomesbackaround

Why do associates are car dealerships still dress so formally? It's rather off-putting. Feels so stuffy. If they were in jeans and a tee, I feel like the high pressure feeling would go away. I just hate buying a car. That's all.

Love you, husband of 9 entire years! Here's to 9,000,000 more! ❤️

Here's my 2023 on Spotify, all wrapped up. Get yours now. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/wrapped/share/…

In my emails and text messages, just know that: (text) = bonus context [text] = EXTRA bonus context {text} = EVEN MORE bonus context Is that because I'm an anxious people please that has to make sure my tone and sarcasm are received, even non-verbally? YES. That is all. 💚

Did you know that Deviled Eggs are also known as Mimosa Eggs or Dressed Eggs? I just learned and...it kind of upsets me. The two alternatives don't fit right, names don't match the looks, I guess? Now you have to live with this knowledge too. 😘

Hey, I don't post here much, so here's a doozy: I've got colon cancer. 2 weeks post-op ascending colectomy. Healing flawlessly per today's check-up. Got pathology results: stage 3b, so I'll start chemo in 2-4 weeks. I got this tho! 💪🏻 #boocancer #yaynoah Follow me on IG!

And by "I got this" I just want you to know I mean "WE got this" because so far it's taken AT LEAST my husband, but definitely everybody else that's surrounded us with love and kindness and blessings and all that jazz (including real jazz). 💙

Dear Kroger - now that you have me using Kroger Pay both in-store and at the pump, I would LOVE if you could find a way to allow my Kroger Pay details to live in my Apple Pay/Google Wallet/Samsung Pay wallet so I don't have to open the app in store. 👍🏻

Dear U.S. Postal Service, Why does the mail that shows it's arriving today via Informed Delivery ALWAYS show up a day late lately? Really rough customer experience in Atlanta metro. "This mail is arriving today!" (Just kidding it *might* show up tomorrow!) Thanks for any feedback! 😘

Trump and Vance are an EMBARRASSMENT and DISGRACE. It was absolutely shameful to watch them berate the President of another country. Let alone one of our allies! Trump saying, “You’re either gonna make a deal or we’re out “is beyond disrespectful. That’s not leadership—this is