It's our only hope

if you want to gamble on sports you should have to go to a little room across town and talk to a stinky little man. there should be an aura of griminess about it. you should not be able to do gambling on your phone

Best Jaguars team ever, you say?

Countries whose local names are extremely different from the names they're referred to in English

Duuuvawful

Ben Franklin's proposal for the Great Seal went hard

By having a car payment, you’re actively saying, “I don’t want to be wealthy. I’d rather look wealthy but stay broke.

They gave more prison time to Americans for trespassing on January 6th, 2021 Than they did to a co-conspirator who robbed Americans of billions of dollars

Lmaooo

Same but Latino 🤓

The only proper response to book burners is “I got paid already, do with it what you want”

Papiiiiii, despierta — ¡estamos haciendo America grande again!

Baha this is hilarious

The Democrats, who claim to be all about health care have stood by watching other countries ban these poisons that make our kids sick. Enough is enough. President Trump and I are going to stop the mass poisoning of American children.