I'd rather the olympics let breakdancers from the '80s compete

I love the olympics

Stephen A. Smith flashing the biceps to Pat McAfee

Getting 9 years in prison for chicken wings isn't sitting right with me

free the 2 horny astronauts stuck in space

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my latest piece in the new yorker: discounts for introverts going back inside and staying inside for the fall

A Brand new season of OHHH BROTHER the Podcast. Lock in before football starts this week. m.youtube.com/watch?v=j80JRM…

Won the homie jarrod.fortune some money on a Ravens vs Chiefs bet. My goal is to make a bet for a friend every week this season and hopefully they cash out. Thank you Derrick Henry 👑

I know who to cast for the Biden biopic

Made a bet on the Dolphins vs Bills for my guy Asante. He claims full responsibility for the bad luck

Bron getting Bronny on the Lakers isn't real nepotism

Need yall there for Zang's first New York Comedy Festival show. We got great comedians coming thru to peform stand-up and screening our short film so grab some tix and come enjoy yourself brooklyncc.com/show-schedule/…

election would've went different if we answered them texts

The new president is picking anybody to run the government

Hunter Biden was fooling he's lucky his dad is president

Expanding Our Two-Factor Authentication System | The New Yorker by ⁦Burnt Excellence⁩ ⁦The New Yorker⁩ ⁦Elon Musk⁩ newyorker.com/magazine/2025/…

It’s my first time ever being in a print magazine and it’s in the The New Yorker ✍🏾 I wrote about two-factor authentication getting crazy and came up with even crazier ways to verify yourself. The issue is on shelves now. Or read it here: newyorker.com/magazine/2025/…