bills: paid bank account: empty workin: again adulting: terrible yee: haw

You make know that Coca-cola used to have c*caine in their coke but did you know 7-up used to have lithium in it?!

My Onix was knocked out and now I'm on my way to the Pokemon center

How I look after I get verbally assaulted by a client but we are a “record everything” hospital so I get to write about it in their permanent record.

suicidal at 12 was crazy, i should've been buying a house

I’m gay but robert irwin could get it

you are a BAD PERSON if you don’t know your significant others favorite flower!! my girlfriends is sativa.

I’m an addict. I’m addicted to her into me.

“Your so funny” thanks, i started self harming in grade 5.

my toxic trait is thinking if a Canadian goose attacked me i’d fight back

my coworker was not as excited as me by seeing a big plane and now i’m embarrassed

I have never seen Austin Powers

Friday’s 🤝Watching festival livestreams

lola young’s coachella set was so relatable like girl we gag but we can still get it!

men stop following me ✋🏼 lesbians start following me!

In search of lesbian books to read!!!

Complaining about veterinary prices is like buying a Lamborghini then complaining you can’t make your monthly car payments.

COACHELLA !!! what an absolute dream come true for 4 best friends from Toronto to play 2 weekends at a festival that has been on our bucket list since day 1 💙💙💙 thank you so much to everyone who came to our set & streamed it at home, LOVE U SO MUCH

I don’t think i’ll ever be my most authentic self. i’ll always be masking a part of me.

Sorry, i can’t go to anymore raves. i’m going to scotland.