I have been informed that I am being replaced as the Editor in Chief of eLife - the journal for retweeting a The Onion piece that calls out indifference to the lives of Palestinian civilians.

This is the greatest thing I saw today 😂

I have seen all 4 of these lines of best fit in published peer-reviewed papers and oddly the top left is probably the rarest type 📉

ceo any% 55:32 — new record???

excited to announce what the team has been working so hard on for the last year

Such a nice warm summer day to be sitting inside working on our laptops!

Some Linkedin-head “leaving academia guru” brag tweeted that she published 13 papers during a 2.5 year postdoc and now people are relentlessly replying to her tweet with various comebacks because it made them feel insecure about themselves. Stop giving her free publicity, people!

I submitted a paper to nature. And by submitting to nature I mean I threw it into the nearby forest.

Tüm dünya: 987654 Türkiye: 9 yÜz 87 bİn 6 YüZ 54 😅

Leetle #1 1/6 1:26 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Leetle #2 1/6 4:16 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

At this point twitter should just implement the "Grok is this true" comment as a default feature for every tweet