he just hadddddd to live out his "You Got Served" ass fantasies and swept the baby out clean from under her knees. DAMMIT. 😮‍💨😭

Lots of bad news out there rn, but yesterday my sister helped open the first free grocery store in San Francisco for low income residents. It’s such a cool project and I’m so proud of her!

I have to share this again: “Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from

Losing a tee to a stain is a special kind of grief

nun bout dat

Lazer Dim gifted Nardwuar a photo album of his mom, who had passed away 🥹

aight splash bros 4 life kinda hurt the soul

My oil painting of an Espresso Martini and Uncrustable

This is how he’d look if he was black or Siamese

Adam Ellis Did you see this awesome move they did ???

im so happy for them, this looks lovely

So white it's radiating around you is crazy I ain't ever seen some shit like this before

For every like I get I will

2024 is 69% complete.

saw this tweet as action bronson's verse started LMAO

Charles Barkley: “If you are gay or transgender, I love you. And if anybody gives you sh*t, you tell em Charles says ‘f**k you!’”

Fuck all yall and everybody that love yall.