Martha Stews (@marthastewiejr) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Martha’s Thursday Gameplan: Bullshit work for the next 3 hours Go to the gym and spend the entire time on my phone placing wagers Enjoy the Yankees getting swept at home while binking every TNF bet Watch the sun set on a grateful universe. #sorted

Stuart Conlon (@stuartconlon) 's Twitter Profile Photo

#EastEnders what’s the big issue with getting rid of the bloody gun. Just drop it of a bridge into the Thames eh BBC EastEnders #sorted you’re welcome 👍🏻

Pauline🦂 (@mspolyn) 's Twitter Profile Photo

For father's day yesterday I took my man to watch Conjuring: Last Rites (even though he hates horror films) 🥰 Ended the night with that gawk gawk 3000 🫡 #sorted

Sharon (@shahoozny) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Moody_Driver©️™️ 🚏 🚍 Nick. Indeed. My sister, a photography showed me a photo she’d taken in Egypt of jewellery in a street with the sunshine glistening through it. I asked about theft her response was it’s there because anyone taking it benefits from the loss of a hand #sorted

Bramley1876 🏆🏆⭐️🏆⭐️🏆⭐️🏆🏆 (@bramley1876) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Andrew Cotter-Roberts Cardiff Rugby Welsh Rugby Union 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Make a representation to the Rugby Premiership to join. Home and away fixtures just to Brizzle, Bath, Glaws, and Exe must be tempting, never mind the 2 trips to London where there are plenty of Welsh ex-pats. #Sorted

Bipolar Angel ghostbanned (@bipolar74angel) 's Twitter Profile Photo

So not for indy but marching to protest other marches. You are making us look like a parody, like it or not it's their flag too. Tell you what Scotland has two flags so set up a massive square go in George square to see who flies the Saltire and who flies the Lion Rampant #sorted

Yah Boomy (@yahboomy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Bernie #EdMillibrain failed to become a Prime Minister so he waits till Labour get elected into government, inveigles his way into a ministerial job he incapable of doing, gets the D-PM job when 1st choice feks-up…then he just waits for #TwoTierKeir to fall on his sw°rd. #Sorted