If you want to stay in great physical shape, practice everywhere:

- Beach
- House
- Desert
- Forrest
- Garage
- Staircase
- Rest stop
- Local track
- Parking lot
- Walking trail

You DON'T need a gym membership to be fit

Protip: burpees are the best exercise

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Total Wine gift cards now in the shop!

Spin+ subs start your weekend off right by stacking 5% #satsback

QT with your drink o' choice and we'll choose 2 winners to win a $25 GC

(protip: include your referral code in the QT)

Time-saver protip: When an 'artist' release new 'music' don't listen to it.

protip: nobody cares about your negativity

Česnek? Ocún? Konvalinka?
Kdo nepozná, navždy spinká.
#badpoetry #protip

neat protip if you forget the ladder

Protip dla niedoświadczonych użytkowników portalu X (dawniej Twitter). Jeżeli nie macie niebieskiego ptaszka od tego zasrańca, Elona, a zdarzy Wam się próba wstawienia wpisu, któregp długość przekracza dopuszczalny na X-ie limit znaków, to pod tym Waszym urwanym wpisem możecie ws

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When applying your mascara, gently roll the brush on a tissue if you see any excess product on the fibres. This will prevent clumping. #protip

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Protip:

When trying to get some tBTC from give away, please send wallet with the message 😂

$BTC #DeFi

Snad není pozdě.
Varování - je to past. Vypadá to tak nenápadně, a přitom ...
Těsto jako rumové perníčky, a náplň ze svařeného, zkaramelizovaného 'Salka'.
Drahá:
1. bobek - Hm?
2. bobek - Hm hm hm?
3. bobek - Okamžitě to odnes, než to sežeru.😂
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protip: buy toothpaste without fluoride and deodorant without aluminum

Local #protip . If you’re heading to #frenchquarterfest , rally your squad at St. Roch Market, easy access from Claiborne/I-10, parking and great food and drinks. You’ll spend more time stuck in Quarter traffic trying to park in a pay lot than the easy walk from here takes.

You are a loser if…
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Collin Rugg #ProTip :

When confronted by PoPo...

Don't swallow you drugs.

Even is small/tiny doses...

Fentanyl will kill you.

ProTip: don’t get construction adhesive in your goatee.

UU fanart protip: if you feel like an illustration needs an extra compositional element, just throw in the negation name somewhere. It always looks good