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Satrmak and Suner are the Dickensian solicitors piloting the inflatable boat that is Britain towards the rocks. See Education? Run in the opposite direction! Most do.

Satrmak and Suner are the Dickensian solicitors piloting the inflatable boat that is Britain towards the rocks. See Education? Run in the opposite direction! Most do. #theferrisfiles #metaphorsaplenty #museum #signage #ferrisphotos
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X marks the spot. It's mucking raining again. It's like living inthe tropics, only without the warmth. Took some paper into school as I'm not bitter. Pay it forward!

X marks the spot. It's mucking raining again. It's like living inthe tropics, only without the warmth. Took some paper into school as I'm not bitter. Pay it forward! #theferrisfiles #metaphorsaplenty #mycottenham #ferrisphotos #signs
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Seats for the King and Queen of Cottenham. Not sure how I'll manage to sit on both at once. I need an Interrex or Tanist. Actually entered the Seventh Circle earlier.

Seats for the King and Queen of Cottenham. Not sure how I'll manage to sit on both at once. I need an Interrex or Tanist. Actually entered the Seventh Circle earlier. #theferrisfiles #metaphorsaplenty #ferrisphotos #mycottenham #rubbish #frustration
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Ofsted to keep the one-word assessments. What is wrong with this bloody country? If it has feathers, quacks and floats... it's a giraffe. I am appalled.

Ofsted to keep the one-word assessments. What is wrong with this bloody country? If it has feathers, quacks and floats... it's a giraffe. I am appalled. #theferrisfiles #metaphorsaplenty #ferrisphotos #mycottenham #Blossom #storm
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The individau: dark and disrupted, barricaded against the grey of the substrate. Yes, that's how I'm feeling this morning. Sorry about that. Can't really help it.

The individau: dark and disrupted, barricaded against the grey of the substrate. Yes, that's how I'm feeling this morning. Sorry about that. Can't really help it. #theferrisfiles #metaphorsaplenty #mycottenham #ferrisphotos #roadworks
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Got to the point of engaging a SEO agent, but then I have to send them my best content; oh, it's all such a goddamn faff! Might try ArtGemini again this year?

Got to the point of engaging a SEO agent, but then I have to send them my best content; oh, it's all such a goddamn faff! Might try ArtGemini again this year? #theferrisfiles #ely #skull #windows #ferrisphotos #metaphorsaplenty
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Bought shoes for Berlin. Somehow managed to stand up a lunch date today, but I now cannot find the email or DM thread. Am I going mad, or is it simply a senior moment?

Bought shoes for Berlin. Somehow managed to stand up a lunch date today, but I now cannot find the email or DM thread. Am I going mad, or is it simply a senior moment? #theferrisfiles #metaphorsaplenty #shoes #mycottenham #ferrisphotos #frustration
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Caramel cookie slab cake from the deli. Another customer who happened in disbelieved my asertion that I only eat a third in one go. I NEVER lie. No, really!

Caramel cookie slab cake from the deli. Another customer who happened in disbelieved my asertion that I only eat a third in one go. I NEVER lie. No, really! #theferrisfiles #cake #metaphorsaplenty #ferrisphotos #mycottenham
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Hedging my bets maybe? Asked on fb feed which comic I did not find funny? That'll be any occupant of the slimefest that is Wastemaster (sorry: Westminster).

Hedging my bets maybe? Asked on fb feed which comic I did not find funny? That'll be any occupant of the slimefest that is Wastemaster (sorry: Westminster). #theferrisfiles #metaphorsaplenty #ferrisphotos #mycottenham #garden
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Love this. I go to the Fitz on a regular basis, but there is just so much to see. It never fails to delight. We are very lucky to have this place. And I don't even mind the kids!

Love this. I go to the Fitz on a regular basis, but there is just so much to see. It never fails to delight. We are very lucky to have this place. And I don't even mind the kids! #theferrisfiles #metaphorsaplenty #ferrisphotos #Fitzwilliam #museum #fish #furniture #goodday
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Feast or famine? On the way to Rampton on Tuesday. Woke up at 5.30 and did not get back to sleep. I hate the ageing process. Looking forward to next week's election.

Feast or famine? On the way to Rampton on Tuesday. Woke up at 5.30 and did not get back to sleep. I hate the ageing process. Looking forward to next week's election. #theferrisfiles #metaphorsaplenty #ferrisphotos #mycottenham #Snails
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So if I lie on my cardboard I lie. Photography has only a tangential connection to the truth. I am an artist, so what can you expect? The Great Turf after Durer?

So if I lie on my cardboard I lie. Photography has only a tangential connection to the truth. I am an artist, so what can you expect? The Great Turf after Durer? #theferrisfiles #metaphorsaplenty #mycottenham #ferrisphotos #daisies
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English rose. Finished 'The Coffin Dancer.'Liked it, although it was ridiculous. Short stories now. Guardian Review. Lunch out tomorrow perhaps, though no response.

English rose. Finished 'The Coffin Dancer.'Liked it, although it was ridiculous. Short stories now. Guardian Review. Lunch out tomorrow perhaps, though no response. #theferrisfiles #metaphorsaplenty #mycottenham #ferrisphotos #Flowers
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When I was at the CIA I hated Auerbach. This was the painting that converted me. It is marvellous. Back pain has now moved all down my left leg. I hate being ill.

When I was at the CIA I hated Auerbach. This was the painting that converted me. It is marvellous. Back pain has now moved all down my left leg. I hate being ill. #theferrisfiles #metaphorsaplenty #ferrisphotos #fitzwilliam #museum #cambridge #painting
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Efflorescence throughout the village. I still don't know all their names, but I now know their sequence. , Snowdrops, crocuses, magnolia, wisteria, and so on.

Efflorescence throughout the village. I still don't know all their names, but I now know their sequence. , Snowdrops, crocuses, magnolia, wisteria, and so on. #theferrisfiles #metaphorsaplenty #ferrisphotos #blossom #mycottenham
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Always happy when there's no tweaking. No crop, no contrast shift, no shadow-enhancement. That might serve as a vade mecum for a good while? Springtime.

Always happy when there's no tweaking. No crop, no contrast shift, no shadow-enhancement. That might serve as a vade mecum for a good while? Springtime. #theferrisfiles #metaphorsaplenty #mycottenham #tulips #ferrisphotos
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I wonder if AI red One Hundred Years of Solitude by Marquez, but l'm vividly recalling illustrations from childhood with that metaphoric theme. Does talented Inmin also read mind creating powerful concepts?

I wonder if AI red One Hundred Years of Solitude by Marquez, but l'm vividly recalling illustrations from childhood with that metaphoric theme. Does talented @ImninVanessa also read mind creating powerful concepts?
#NFTs #AIart #Marquez #clock #metaphorsaplenty
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