Mark(@MortyMark) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Shit things about getting old :- having to shove this horrible bastard up your beak to keep your alarming nasal hairs at bay.

Shit things about getting old :- having to shove this horrible bastard up your beak to keep your alarming nasal hairs at bay. #manproblems
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Kirsty Darby(@KIRSTDARBMOTO) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I found an oil stain the hubby did on our cream carpet.. I decided to Vanish gold it.. leave it.. go again.. when I got home he had CUT the stain out?? I am going to get him in a headlock and rub his forehead in this when he gets home

I found an oil stain the hubby did on our cream carpet.. I decided to Vanish gold it.. leave it.. go again.. when I got home he had CUT the stain out?? #Manproblems #really I am going to get him in a headlock and rub his forehead in this when he gets home
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