asked this lady for a lighter and she called me hon. good morning baltimore!

dj candy and u wouldn’t be incorrect

i want to host a poker night so badly…do any of u play……

god please do not bring this back

jameson x dickies collab. blue collar shawties goin absolutely crazy

esther? i hardly know her! turns out there is a correlation between time spent away from family and time spent well!

all the most fire local shows always happen when i’m out of town r u all conspiring against me

salted the water before adding the pasta

🚶 Tell your data folks to get outta here!

Really — get them out of the building. When they visit the world of the consumer, they discover human connections that “big data” alone can’t capture.

Tricia Wang joins Satyen Sangani on the #DataRadicals podcast 🎙

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everybody wanna be a misandrist until their bf who they love with all their heart wants biscuits in the morning

#NewProfilePic Jonah get down like that #jonahhill

I’d like to know how #JonahHill doing right now. Just wanna ask him how he’s doing

dudes in the airport refusing to say excuse me is hilarious. because i am bigger than u and i will shoulder check the fuck out of u.

🤵🏻‍♂️ Middletown Mayor Joseph DeStefano praises #GanJingWorld for fulfilling promises

confessed to my coworkers that my smoking problem began when i changed my major to English and started wearing black turtlenecks and listening to simon and garfunkel and they chased me with hammers

has anybody figured out a way to politely tell their mother that life is better and richer without them

idk why i always immediately bond with the workplace himbo but it rules

service industry worker im fr about to start a groupchat w y’all i want this so badly

two homeless dudes gassed up my parallel parking job nobody can tell me shit ever again

The Man The Myth The Legend.
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#JonahHill should do a biopic on Herb Abrams...crazy story and looks just like the guy

Kurth Kurban the greatest mystery of our time

:. Jonah Hill ‘girlie had a mustache’ 😏😎

-you can be ok now-

okok anyone who wants to be in the poker nite groupchat plz respond and i will make one <3 if u don’t know how to play and want to learn u r also welcome!!!