The Athletic(@TheAthletic) 's Twitter Profile Photo

What if instead of positions, we had a more detailed way to describe footballers’ tactical roles? Here is our unique set of 18 player roles.

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Katy(@KatyJayne101) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I think for my divorce settlement I may have to issue a 'mini divorce settlement' or 'divorce event' so that things like scrutiny and accountability don't get in the way.

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Parody Prime Minister(@Parody_PM) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Calling this a fiscal event rather than a budget means we avoid having the Office for Budget Responsibility pointing out that we are borrowing money we can’t pay back and that our plans will be disastrous for the economy.

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UNISON - UK's largest union(@unisontheunion) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We need pay rises for workers, not tax cuts for bankers. The government's cost of living is on Friday.

Send a tweet to PM and Chancellor . Ask them to 👉 action.unison.org.uk/page/113360/tw…

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We need pay rises for workers, not tax cuts for bankers. The government's cost of living #MiniBudget is on Friday.

Send a tweet to PM #LizTruss and Chancellor #KwasiKwarteng. Ask them to #EndThePayCrisis 👉 action.unison.org.uk/page/113360/tw…

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Parody Prime Minister(@Parody_PM) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The good news is that bankers can earn more money and pay less tax on it.
The bad news is that the rest of you are going to pay for it.

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Heather #SaveOurNHS #ODAAT(@HeathertheHeron) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Supertanskiii And every time someone challenges Kwarteng’s free-market-growth-obsessed ideology, he dismisses them as “socialist”. The scare-word, designed to make any Tory voter shiver.

@supertanskiii And every time someone challenges Kwarteng’s free-market-growth-obsessed ideology, he dismisses them as “socialist”. The scare-word, designed to make any Tory voter shiver. #FiscalEvent #CostOfLivingCrisis
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Ruth Fox(@RuthFox01) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🧵It is quite extraordinary that after one of ‘the largest fiscal interventions of modern times’ the Chancellor of the Exchequer is not willing to appear before Treasury Committee for scrutiny until after the proposed statement on 23 November. 1/

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