Aster ✨ My family stopped inviting me to functions. My mother blames me because “we can’t live like this forever”. If the tables were turned I’d happily accommodate people I claim to love.

Long Covid Kids - [email protected] The Guardian Everyone is sick. All the time. Period.

tern If I had a dollar for every time someone said this to me, I could quit my job

“Boy, have I been beaten up in these last couple of years,” he noted, pointing out a tough struggle with COVID-19. “But I look good, right?”
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For nurses week my dept did superlatives for fun. I won the Hazmat award, since I still protect myself with n95s, goggles, and face shields 🫠 #CovidIsNotOver #covid19 #healthcare #RNTwitter #BringBackMasks

Jess Oh, the eff you variant is finally here, joy!

Cindy Wilinski All three have to be elevated together? I have high IL6 but not CRP and TNF

snarky pediatrician 🟧 Time for a lawyer

Vanessa Lamers, MESc, MPH Just in time for the XBBs to fizzle our and the XYZ variants to emerge 🫠🫠🫠 vax only is the worst strategy in the world

Lisa #SafeEdForAll Mystery virus lol, a millionaire should at least have access to immediate respiratory pathogen panel testing 🤣

Hey Paul Simon you can afford deep delves into your health. Check for persistent COVID in your brain, damage to your cochlear nerve, etc…if I had bottomless money that’s what I’d do

Thanks Governor Joe Lombardo NV Governor and Douglas County SB for fighting to #SaveWomensSports and #KeepKidsSafe ! Nevada GOP Sigal Chattah Riley Gaines

Victim Services of Simcoe County is with you all on such an important day. #VSSC #SimcoeCounty #AmberAlert #MissingKids #KeepKidsSafe #BecauseIReachedOut

Zombie Bookworm Seeks Snacks If everything about covid is true, then there are no more organs left for transplants. 99% of them are no longer fit for use.

'Join us for a special book signing event on child safety! Learn essential tips and tricks to keep your little ones safe and secure. Don't miss out on this important event. See you there!' #childsafety #booksigning #safetytips #keepkidssafe

Long Covid Kids - [email protected] The Guardian Lol at the fact they’re actually asking this, the world has gone mad.

Brewster My almost 5 year old is starting kinder in August, and he alread despises school. He tells me every day. Might homeschool him.

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Everyone Gets Atrophy 🏆 Not anymore, he and his congressmen changed the laws so he could do it, fascist dictator style

Zombie Bookworm Seeks Snacks Wow we’re really this stupid. Unreal.

We support the Douglas County School Board and Governor Joe Lombardo fighting to protect women’s sports and keep our kids safe!

We are proud to be the only party that is #BuildingStrongGirls

(((Adam Friedlander, MD))) snarky pediatrician 🟧 You mean the dark ages?

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The human race is known for their creativity, but none are more creative than dads with bad jokes - see the hilarious notes they leave for their children

The Watcher😷🩺🔬💉🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎈🌊🌊🌊 Surviving in dystopia Not really sure I agree with this…where I’m at is business as usual