Twitter for Advertisers : Get wild and try something new this footlong season, like the Baja Steak & Jack with New Artisan Italian Bread, New tender Steak and New smokey Baja Chipotle Sauce. Order now in the app!

Twitter Web App : 'We are the party of the NHS. And I claim that title.' The Orwellian tripe. Cut to woman in wheelchair clapping the her own fate... Jeebus...

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Twitter for Advertisers : Achieve the perfect hair styles this holiday season. reinvented the straightener, so you can reinvent your look over and over.​ Enhanced styling with half the damage.¹

Twitter for iPhone : I often wonder if Johnson is actually PM or just for show, because he knows fuckall about anything!

Listen to this shit, what do you think?

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