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Remember people, today is the day to vote for #CountBinface
No one else comes *close* to giving you cheap croissants.

.Count Binface going large for
#BindepenceDay
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LONDON: remember they’ve changed the voting system. This time you only get ONE choice for mayor. So choose wisely. (And basically don’t pick any of the racists.)

IT’S HAPPENING.

It's Bin Day.
#CountBinface
#LondonMayor

It's #BindependenceDay London!
I want a London Mayor that's out of this world! Count Binface #SpaceWarrior

Vote Count Binface on 2nd May, to take the piss out of Thames Water, in every sense. #BindependenceDay

What’s stopping Londoners from voting for #CountBinFace ?

This is the most sensible list of ideas I’ve ever seen from a politician?

#LondonElections2024 #londonmayor

First Sainsbury's and now Waitrose & Partners. Count Binface #croissantpricecap

Here it is, Earthlings. The first national newspaper editorial to officially endorse me for public office on planet Earth. #BinDayisComing

Election time is party time. (Pun intended.) #BindependenceDay

Count Binface Check out VOTEDOGE on Spotify! open.spotify.com/track/7pzfMjDv…

Make it so! Count Binface

A major new pledge in my 2024 manifesto is to recognise Croydon's five-metre long cycle lane on Selsdon Road by giving it World Heritage Status. BEHOLD ITS MAJESTY! #BindependenceDay

YES. Roll up, Tories! You all know your candidate is useless. Whoever she is. Give Ceefax your protest vote. #BindependenceDay

Count Binface for Mayor of London 2024 - A bucketload of satire, a dash of interstellar charm! Finally, a politician with a sense of humor! #CountBinface #LondonMayor2024 #SatiricalPolitics countbinface.com

Token Guy Count Binface #VoteDoge getting noticed!