COBOL

We’re literally storing 90% of all the money currently in circulation (+$50 trillion) on databases running on a COBOL mainframe from the 60’s.

I lowkey want to learn COBOL

COBOLの案件欲しいです(;_;)
もっている方DMまで．．．！！！！

Gonna pivot to COBOL and become a trillionaire

COBOL、まじで嫌い

The FAFSA failure is a talent problem that sheds light on the higher education system FAFSA props up. Degrees shouldn’t be the only pathway to managing contractors for a federal agency or moving a 40-year-old COBOL form to the Cloud.
Forbes forbes.com/sites/ryancrai…

And this is why people still use Cobol and Java 8. If it ain't broke, don't touch it.

Learn COBOL, get rich, never worry about having a job.

既存のシステムで業務が回っていて、それが多くの人間が苦労して作った成果だということをわかってないやつは、技術面だけみてレガシーとかディスりだすのだが、絵に書いただけの業務が回らないシステムよりCOBOLでもちゃんと動いていればいいじゃんとか思うのだけどね。

« C (along w/ C++) is far more ubiquitous than COBOL ever was, and it has been the bedrock of most important software technology for pretty close to 50 years. You might think that’s hyperbole, but it absolutely is not. Currently, Python has been the world’s most popular…

Bloody thing runs on COBOL, doesn't it?

Robot James 🤖🏖 Few... Kids don't understand. Just glad I didn't have to use punchcards. #COBOL

COBOL mentioned 🦕 ‼️

SHURIKEN….🥹🥹

*gains consciousness*

Uh 90% of all the money currently in circulation (+$50 trillion) is stored on imaginary online databases running on a COBOL mainframe.

多くのプログラミング言語は　. と ,の区別を強いるが、設計者の人は自分がいずれ老眼になると考えないのだろうか？その点、LispとCOBOLは偉い

30代〜40代くらいのコボラーおらんかな
COBOLできる人は死にかけのオッサンしかおらん

Anyone want to reply to these posters asking about where to learn COBOL and get access to a mainframe?

無職やめ太郎（本名） 邪馬(JAVA)と
小掘(COBOL)