Real tough guys can convey all this anger with one eyebrow. I've never so much as shouted at someone over a mask because my facial presence is enough for them to know: don't f**k about with PC Jack x.com/PeteJColeman00…

Scot Squad Christmas Special from 2016 on BBC Scotland right now

Is this Scot Squad Christmas Special on iplayer yes it is am I in it arresting a man pretending to be a footballer so he can get his festive hole yes I am

There’s a new series in January. 1000 retweets and we’ll bring back Tam Spraggins

Twas the night before Christmas, When all through the land, No trouble was stirring, Not even from bams. All TVs were tuned, To BBC Scotland with care, In the hopes that Chief Miekelson, Soon would be there. The Chief's Festive Address. Dec 24th. 9:30pm.

Is it Christmas Eve yes it is do I look like I’ve ever eaten a mince pie not i do not

Am I a shagger yes I am is shagger trending yes it is

Am I a shagger yes I am is Scot Squad back on telly this week yes it is

Are they shaggers no they’re not do they look like shaggers no they do not will you call them Holeless VLs yes you will

BRAND NEW SCOT SQUAD TONIGHT BBC SCOTLAND 10PM

On the telly tonight yes I am

On the iPlayer yes I am

Genius - love this show so much #ScotSquad

A police chief apologises x.com/JimLeitrim1/st…

Am I a shagger yes I am is Scot Squad on BBC Scotland at 10 yes it is

Another day another brand new Scot Squad now streaming bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episod…

Scot Squad creator lifts the lid on secret fans, hilarious bloopers and an accidental assassin. My interview with Joe Hullait in Herald Mag & Arts today SCOT SQUAD 👮🏼 NEW SERIES heraldscotland.com/news/19018566.…

Brand new Scot Squad tonight at 10pm on BBC Scotland (sorry for being so entertaining)

Is Tam Spraggins back on Scot Squad tonight at 10pm on BBC Scotland yes he is