“No one’s ever really gone.”

i wish i was a bear so i could have salmon sashimi for every meal

researcher at evil corporation

I figured out why these guys were introduced at the beginning and then never came back or were even mentioned again- because it’s not a good movie

Interrogating One-Hit Wonders of the Past is a bottom five non-politics discourse

hehe yay

Your credit score tanks 200 points and you have to cry on the phone to multiple people

it's clear to me that he must have become incredibly maudlin as he stared drunkenly into the night sky for so long that his eyes widened greedily and his gaping maw opened to swallow the glittering moon....

when my friends are religious i pretend not to notice

you don’t see a movie opening weekend and by monday morning people are talking about the hot dogs in it

im a mixed media artist with my primary medium being finsta

im sick so you know what that means. Hit Man

whenever my boyfriend is trying to explain how important something is to him he will go, “this is as important as Ethel Cain is to you,”

sorry to say but this is an exceptionally humiliating time to be a woman

im sick im on my period i wore 2 different shoes to the office today. And I fainted at Lori Jayne waiting for steak frites 2 days ago

I need to do something drastic and disgusting

I’m like if an office siren was the riddler

What the world needs now is a horror movie where the clown is good and the hero