THREAD. I noticed something fascinating: around the same time in recent days, each major corporate news source began talking about a new crime hysteria: a supposed crisis of theft from the railroad industry. But if you look deeper, something very scary is happening.

reasons this relationship is problematic 1. she is his landlord

Best part about getting old, nobody asks you to help them move anymore.

My new favorite video of all time.

My favorite fun fact is that squirrels hide nuts all over and forget where they buried them and inadvertently plant tons of trees each year. So when you fuck up in life, maybe in some unexpected way you’re doing some good. I mean probably not but maybe.

The bad part of getting older is that you become an NPC, the good part is that being an NPC rocks. Nothing like walking down the street with a thought bubble that's just a sandwich you're looking forward to. Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane

Second season finale of Hannibal

This is something

All-time Top5 show.

Me about to drop some brutally honest advice to a homie that’s going through one of the darkest moments of their life

burger king employee after a child throws up on the floor:

It’s amazing how clearly he lays it out and how literally no one has picked it up.

Concerning

Tim Walz: A chicken in every pot, and a pair of New Balance in every mud room.

The thiiiings?