fucking ass direct.

aight. work responsibilities over. time to be irresponsible.

guys relax. stage 9 comes with all the TURBO CANCERS YALL KEEP IGNORING.

fucking hate mayo.

no shot you're doing this unironically as a fully grown man

android has told you this extremely basic information for over a fucking decade.

and you'll still only be able to get 40fps. thanks Randy Pitchford

so a bit over 100k when you make millions a month. k.

yeah bro. i definitely want to retire when i have maybe 10 years left. not even good ones by any stretch of the imagination.

who the fuck is buying these

real men get kidney failure and die.

so out of EVERYWHERE in the US, she chooses one of the top 3 most expensive cities? you'll be moving back to alaska in less than a month.

what the fuck i want one

guess today is the day to end it all.

enough alcohol in me and im telling everyone how much i love them with my wallet

crying. i love caseoh.

the literal only difference is the xbox branding/store. NOTHING is different internally at all whatsoever.

if i could experience this, you could park a MAC truck in my frontal lobe after removing my skin and i would die happy.

shots.

should i do it and be irresponsible?