Chinese guy in the supermarket didn't know how to say “chicken” so he grabbed an egg and went to the cashier and asked “where mother?”

No, a mocktail should not cost the same as a cocktail.

10:30am is really a ridiculous time to stop selling breakfast.

Current situation across Ghana

instagram needs to stop sending useless notifications, like idgaf about who reposted a reel for the first time

Me : “I want to start my own life” Mum Dad

Good morning 😊 have a lovely Sunday x

Dear Apple, Please make it easier to delete contacts. Having to go into each contact & select edit then scroll to the very bottom is actually very annoying & tedious. Sincerely, Every iPhone User.

The people of Senegal are making an AFCON Trophy for Morocco, they petty asf😂💔

Me when my man is on a call 😭😭

Fuck around and bring this to the club fuck a section

YES THEY ARE THEY LITERALLY ARE

To be honest, we are not meant to address everything we find out . Sometimes…..just adjust your guard.

god forbid i smoke weed in public while the elites eat children.

And I never gaf #pressthatdickonthisdiaper

nobody: me drunk as hell messaging everybody:

bitches b doin drugs thinkin they’re from euphoria, bitch you’re frank gallagher