A lot of carbrained people hate bicycles because they don’t like that bikes don’t have plates (no license, no tolls, no camera tickets) and don’t require military occupations. Is that hegemony im never sure

Lord forgive us our dance floor makeouts, as we forgive those who dance floor make out against us

i just thought i'd call before i threw myself into the icy lake

unbearable cringe of gay guys on twitter saying they look like the shooter

Yaaaay Santa Fe

Is it unethical to douche in the southwest? With the drought and all?

Being mother nature's gay best friend

thinking about getting into xiu xiu

.com is short for compadre, not company jsyk

How do I see a movie in nyc without being surrounded by the most annoying people in the world

Recently very into smiling at gay guys on the street

Giant mouth

more shocking homophobia at meta: none of my "people you may know" are gay guys anymore

Telling to my mom bout my promotion and she immediately starts talking about the Peter principle

Boyfriend just informed me my face blindness only happens with women

Doing battle ropes at the gym so that I can get better at making the bed with my weighted blanket

nah, i'll put that off til later. that won't be a problem until... minutes from now

just closed tiktok shouting "Leave me alone!"

Keep honking, I’m listening and learning