The amount of red lights that I hit that have no one else at the intersection is staggering. It feels like the light knows it’s just me and him, I’m approaching him and he’s like, “Nuh uh. You’re gunna sit here for 25 more seconds than you need to.”

Lots of dorks at this draft. Lol.

How much longer is David Bell gunna run Candelario out there?

Holy shit. The Reds lineup tonight features batting averages of: .218 .275 .248 .220 .200 .190 .182 .184 .186 How the hell is this team over .500 for the season?

Why the hell is an 11 lbs bag of Iams dry dog food 30 GOD DAMN DOLLARS? It’s fucking dog food. It’s not ground beef. It’s DOG FOOD.

Aston Oaks charges $70 to play 18. JOKE.

So proud of the hard work and dedication of these athletes! Congratulations, well deserved! Cooper Harrison Joseph Helmes Wil Kraus Trenton Murphy Brandon Stidham Aiden Thomas ANDREW MUDDIMAN #highlanderstrong

This award goes to an entire staff of dedicated Highlander coaches! Thanks for an incredible season! Ben Laumann Tyler Schunk Tyler Murphy Tanner Murphy @spudhornsby Ron Murphy #highlanderstrong

I don’t play Call of Duty a lot, but the name of the game is basically “kill without being killed”, right? What good is getting 25 kills, if you get killed 30 times? I just don’t get it. I’d rather get 10 kills, and be killed 4 times, and be on the positive.

Abandonment of office.

16 straight days of a vacation.

I just KNEW the Bengals were gunna lay an egg in week 1. They STINK.

What a dogshit performance by the Bengals. ZERO drive to push the ball downfield. Dink and dunk dogshit. What an absolute embarrassment.

Hard to believe Romo is able to speak so clearly with Mahomes so far down his throat.

I knew that pass interference was coming before the ball was even snapped.

It’s an absolute travesty what lengths the NFL goes to to make sure the Chiefs win by any means necessary.

Also: Iosivas CANNOT drop the pass on 2nd and 6. Would’ve been a first down. And McPherson CANNOT miss extra points. Period, point blank.

I’m never going to buy another VIZIO TV ever again. This is now the second TV that I bought that has lasted less than two years. Total garbage company.