Hanging up my jersey at the end of the season is more depressing than taking down the Christmas tree.

Iceman killed Goose. Don’t @ me.

Movie Idea: she’s a head chef named Sue that’s struggling to get respect at the restaurant. No, here me out...

Some of y’all never had to rent a Tipman 98 Custom from the paintball range only to get hit 30 seconds into the match by some kid with an Autococker and it shows.

Looks like I’m rooting for a Canadian team in the NBA Finals. Arguably the least American thing I’ve done since my summer internship at WikiLeaks.

Y’all ever hear the one about Darth Plagueis the Wise?

When you put an outrageous top tier on your Patreon.

It really is. #vols

*cheerleader chanting* DE 👏🏽 HYDRATED 👏🏽 D 👏🏽 E 👏🏽 HYDRATED 👏🏽

never forget about the insanely british kid who threatened to uppercut santa if he’s on the naughty list x.com/Sumvyah0/statu…

Avril Lavigne crawled so Billie Eilish could run

Half of marriage is just yelling “What?” from the other room

I’m “excited to do a 500 piece puzzle” years old

Any woman that says men are bad at communication has clearly never listed to the team chat during a game of Call of Duty

Physical Exotic Smash Mouth Football

No one wants to play the Titans right now

“Why not us?” #TitanUp