I wish el ranch had a drive thru. All I want is queso to go.

Trying to figure out where I just went wrong and paid $6 for a scoop of mashed potatoes..

Tweet about it....

Something I'll never do again? Get a spray tan. Tf

When you spend 30 minutes on a homework assignment and find out after it was optional <

Time to work ⏰

National donut day? That's not everyday?

I'm hotter than the heat.

Flight to Hawaii booked. #byeeeee

Wonder how many years of my life I've spent looking for things I lost.

The best way to get a travel deal is to know when to go cards.twitter.com/cards/8trcn/1u…

@ChetSlawson dude what were you munching on

@kellywidmark Wayne that's not what the FB article I read said...

@kellywidmark Wayne I maybe didn't read it right 😳

@kellywidmark Wayne

I shouldn't have to explain myself to people but here we are.

One more dayyyy and we out!!!

20 oz Pepsi my friend Middle Aged Metro plz