I decided im not feeling sick today so ive got on a really cute outfit ✋🥲

happy I was supposed to go to poland today but then we found out my dog has cancer and is gonna die soon so we canceled our trip day!

cockring isnt an accepted word today in nyts spelling bee just so everyone knows

thank god they finally came out with a fucking apple pencil that u can location track

congratulations to my first instagram story viewer, my ex!

u wouldnt understand

my manager walking in on me telling my coworker how I do clown facepaint often and have dreams on being a professional clown and just immediately turning around and walking away

the all eyes on rafah ai image has infiltrated my instagram feed 911

HE'S SO CLINGY

adopted a freaky looking little fella!!!

all I do is buy miffy merchandise

textbooks should be free I pay $2k for a class and now I have to spend $100 on a Manual and $300 on a textbook? hello? what are u using my tuition for

~_^ 🪼🌀🩵💿🛜

forgot how much america hates women, thanks guys for the reminder!

why is yarn shopping for my next project the most stressful part of knitting

I always make really big plans for my day off and then my day off comes and I refuse to leave the house 🫦

I ordered so many craft supplies from Joanns and now I just have to wait 2 months for them to get to my house. The slowest shipping ive ever experienced

thoughts and prayers for mall employees today (me)

I cant stop thinking about the companions/caretakers that come into the mall with the special needs adults theyre supposed to be taking care of and just blatantly walking around stealing and forcing them to also put items in their bags... there is a special place in hell for u

whats the science behind me needing to wear my glasses in a vr headset if im near sighted and the little screens are directly in front of my eyes