the moon has been relentlessly urging me to quit my job through various coded messages

i like being able to smell the laundry detergent on my clothes after washing them

Monday mood

Dey can try to stop dis shit but they can’t till I’m n a hearse

It’s just one thing after another man

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Accidentally…. How tf does someone cheat by accident?!?

Fuck your first rave, when did you first hear Smack Yo?

Smoked a joint and remembered that in 30 years ill be 60 and had a panic attack

i lied, there’s no sex. we’re gonna sit on my couch and listen to weird music

💀💀💀

305

not wearing black is kinda hard to do

anotr day, anotr dollar

I hate it here in 2025

FACTS