crazy how “women” spelled backwards is “evil”

fuck small talk send me your playlist

she’s a 1 but she likes you back

women really be crying over the biggest pieces of shit mankind has to offer

when frank ocean said “shut the fuck up i don’t want your conversation” i felt that

she’s a 10 but she’s made eye contact with other men

kanye said 1 good girl is worth 1000 bitches but i wouldn’t know because i don’t get either

if i had a girlfriend i’d never look at another woman again

i hate when i make excuses and someone comes up with a solution

when kanye said “i don’t know what it is with females but i’m not too good at that shit” i felt that

if my girl was cold i’d set my house on fire to keep her warm

babe are you ok? you barely emotionally manipulated me today

imagine commenting “my baby😍” under your girl’s post and she deletes your comment

tried to playfully roast her and she pointed out every single one of my insecurities

i would never cheat because i’m scared of talking to girls

if she says “LMAO STOP I HATE YOU” congratulations bro you won

the sexual tension between me and deleting every social media

hey (with the intention of watching every marvel movie together)

“ass or tits” bro all i want is a reply

when lil uzi vert said “i was broke” i felt that