Coming. #DAOdesign #REDLMS

yeah we like to party

do want

a brief pause to your regularly scheduled shitposting to bring you some shit posting (as in, resorts world is full of shit - Dr. Wesley McGrew is dat dude and he knows it)

these will go v quickly #badgelife #DEFCON #defcon32

#badgelife

the real friends were the sticker walls we became along the way

if you’re in town for #defcon32 and looking for something to do tonight, i’ll be at the Round1 arcade in Meadows Mall pretty late. they have a bar. you should come! i’ll be here most likely

I don't know who needs to hear this, but... ...DEFCON has been cancelled

Our duck badges are VERY EXCITED to meet their new families soon! Make sure to follow us to see where we’ll be holding adoptions during #defcon32! #badgelife #defcon

Just FYI if you see any reference to goons this week they're talking about the staff at DEFCON not the members of your subreddit.

hey did you know if you hold your #defcon32 badge up to your hotel tv you can see the ghost of every process you’ve ever killed? neat, huh? join me for more #badgelife tips this week!

six years ago i went to my first DEFCON - and today at #defcon32 i got my goon patch. probably sounds silly to some but while i could never say i’d for sure get on that stage someday (won’t stop me from trying), i always knew i’d make a great goon. LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

this is known as malörtware and it’s fucking illegal

if a stranger asks whether or not you like spicy stuff, assuming one does, the answer shoild be an emphatic “yes”

Unlike DC32, SecKC is actually cancelled this month. Legend has it, the presenters are still wandering around, deleting C-00000291*.sys Catch us next month at Tall Trellis on 9/10! Link to follow!

thank you to everyone for a truly amazing #defcon32 - remember that most social media is toxic af and you’d probably be better off doing any number of other things. i leave you with the weirdest (and awesomest) thing in my reel from the weekend - until next year! ✌️

John Hammond