u actually don’t have to rock climb it’s okay

Somebody somebody talk to me about vampire empire I’ve listened to it 485827 times the video where Adrianne is wearing all white pls dm me pls

y’all wonder why women are so charming yet a man just tried to woo me with “so is your laptop apple”

I love to say things that are UNTRUE let me lie in the middle of the day and start rumors in the morning and don’t tell me to stop

(emailing my CEO) hey man idk if i have the power to do this, but i was actually thinking of laying you off

[standing in front of the doorway] nobody is leaving until i’m finished with my bit

we need to talk. it’s about ur boobs

society if the glee cast had done a super bowl halftime show

I allways carry a vanity mirror with me if you come across a flower which is facing. Down put the mirror on your toe and put it under the plantyou can now se the flowers heart withoutbending down cheers

John Steinbeck is trending so now's as good a time as any to talk about Sanora Babb... 1/11

Currently seeing 3 ppl named matt id like to speak to the manager of this establishment

It was NOT the time to bring up his BBL and now I understand that