tyler (@sylertober) 's Twitter Profile
tyler

@sylertober

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calendar_today28-06-2011 21:45:08

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staying at my friend’s house in jersey tonight and when she told her mom her only reply was “wait do i have to make chicken cutlets?”

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yelling at the tv screen telling the characters in scream (a movie i’ve seen a minimum of 37 times) to run, call the police, and/or fight back

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got to stop hanging out with the british and irish because if i’m anything in this world it’s a vocal inflection copycat

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i get it, ripping a fat piss in the urinal feels freaking AWESOME. but i don’t need to hear u moaning and groaning in the laguardia terminal a men’s bathroom. it’s bad here enough

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couldn’t find my bed chapstick so had to walk to my desk and get my desk chapstick to bring to my bed to play her role as understudy for bed chapstick.. god i just fucked up the feng shui so much

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heterosexual couples at the gym….. somehow taking up every inch of space…… somehow also using each piece of equipment… and somehow yet also no equipment….. somehow also at the same time..

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every time i want yogurt at night my first instinct is to google “can i have yogurt at night” it’s really making me question if anything happened in my childhood