Random pet peeve... It’s “couldn’t care less” not “could care less”

That photo of the giraffe leaving Toys R Us is breaking my heart.

Anybody else’s mom lock you outside as a kid until the floors that she just mopped were dry?

I just realized that I’m going to have to take my instructor’s advice and actually read the textbook to pass this test... welcome to adulthood I guess.

For the first time in my life I branched out and got something other than steak and cheese at Subway. Let me just say I don’t like change, and I’m never doing this again.

“Community college is lame” Spending $100,000 on a psychology degree and so you can take insta pics with your Phi Omega-3 Cappuccino Delta Betta fish friends and probably moving back in w your parents when you graduate is pretty lame too🤷🏼‍♀️

NEVER FORGET: Yesterday, 44 Senate Democrats voted in favor of tearing limb from torso, crushing, and poisoning to death 5-month-old preborn babies — babies just like little Toby, born premature at 24 weeks. #TheyFeelPain

picture this: it’s 2009 and your arms are covered in silly bandz, brenda song is passing the plate, the jonas brothers have their own tv show, there’s a wizards of waverly place movie and your biggest concern is whether hannah montana is going to pick jake or jesse. life’s good.

Driving by the elementary school during recess and watching kids start punching each other never gets old.

Guess I probably should've mentioned that I drive a bug...

Tanning bed naps are the best naps.

PSA: a four-way stop is not the place to do your good deed for the day. Go when it is your turn and quit flagging others on.

So no one told you life was gonna be this wayyyy

Nothing beats fresh sheets

It's impossible to get through your instagram feed on Easter Sunday.

I hate when someone posts a black & white photo with the caption, "you shoulda seen it in color." Well, why didn't you post it in color then???