social media is the worst drug for the mentally ill (me)

costar is for the manic

i will not and cannot watch the idol i can’t put myself in any position to hate the weeknd why is he doing this to us?

oprah taught me it’s possible to break a man’s penis and I have never been the same

i always find another niche reality tv show that gets in the way of me watching hbo’s latest hit drama

surprisingly a night of drinking and then going to the gym at 6 AM feels bad and yucky! wow!

yeah that’s me screaming in the back of your open mic, what about it?

tiktok.com/t/ZTRc1h3pa/ when you hit max lateral g’s in roller coaster tycoon 2

im so tired of this twitter therapist telling everyone they have childhood trauma

RIP queen bamei

yeah i don’t care nobody likes my tweets. i know Twitter starting silencing me after my d*ath threats to bobby flay and i will never take that back

getting the baby i work with to say hee hee! like michael jackson from south park like im trying to get fired

uh oh guys she started vanderpump rules (im she)

weeping to a house in Nebraska like i wouldn’t pay money to see my high school boyfriends executed in the town square french rev style

my name is sydney, im 29, and im addicted the ethel cain

very hot girl summer of me to get chocolate on my skirt in the car driving to my plans for the night with the sun roof open 😎

nothing says rehab like a group of 9 white girls smoking cigarettes at the gas station

when is rockstar going to make me an open world game where I can become the most notorious American serial killer of the 80s?